NAME: Bernardo “Bern” de Leon Montoya
AGE: 30
BIRTHDAY: February 29 2016
BIO: Late of the Spanish Navy, Bern is unlikely to take anything seriously. Least of all, himself. He enjoys wine, the company of women, and going extremely fast. Anything below Mach One is boring.
QUOTE “Charlene, I have not been to Spain since last year. If you move any more slowly, I fear small animals will colonize you.”